Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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