is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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