I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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