Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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