She said her name was "party"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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