She announced her abortion via fbk
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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