so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need a beard to bite.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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