I need help removing her.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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