So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
