Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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