Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
how does that bad decision feel?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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