is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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