I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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