Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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