I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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