so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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