Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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