We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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