Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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