nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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