Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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