These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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