You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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