I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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