Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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