Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Randomize
