There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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