4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
