I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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