My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
foreskin is a definite game changer
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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