Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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