She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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