it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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