idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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