I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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