I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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