It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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