You work out of a Hotel?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You are a genius and a whore.
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