Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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