then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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