what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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