Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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