these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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