You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize