your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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