Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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