I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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