? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
