Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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