I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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