It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical